10. Buffalo Chips
Top Chuckwagon chefs compete to make the best tasting Buffalo Chip entrée. Finally buffalo dung ends up in the mouth of the judges instead of just coming out.
9. Bong Water Hotdog
Stoner sous chefs from college town eateries half heartedly compete to see who can cook up the best bong water wiener. No condiments are off limits and the winner gets the entire Cheech and Chong movie collection on VHS.
8. Britney Spears Sculpture
Hollywood chefs team up with Access Hollywood on air personalities to make a lifelike edible replica of Britney Spears. Contestants are limited to using three ingredients and two of them must be cigarettes and Spam.
7. Don't Tell PETA
Average American cooks with aging or ailing pets humanely turn the family friend into a delicious main course that could be worth $10K.
6. Throw down Bobby Flay
Contestants throw Bobby Flay down a flight of stairs, everyone wins.
5. Former Child Star Cake
Adults who were famous Child TV stars bake a cake of the most disturbing thing they did for money once the fame was gone.
4. Glass of Water
Contestants from around the globe have 10 hours to pour the most delicious glass of water. Boring but cost effective to the network.
3. The B or less Burger Challenge
Competitive grillers gather in a large mall parking lot to see who can grill the best USDA Grade B or less burger. Contestants are awarded extra points for every judge that contracts e-coli.
2. Transformers 2 Cake
Geeky pastry chefs from all over the country use $300 million dollars worth of ingredients with a goal of making the worst possible tasting cake of all time.
1. The Bitterness Challenge
Gather all of the past Food Network Star winners (except for Guy…please no more Guy…please…please) and let them be on TV just one more time.
